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My first stop is in Denny's parking lot,
to invest in Wilma's stash.
The busboy opens the kitchen door
and throws away some trash.
'Round the corner comes Ms. Cline.
You know how she can cruise.
Pass the box of cabbage over,
Receive a thousand "Little Blues."
-chorus-
I'm going to Chattahoochee
Aboard the 'Dittohead Express'
I'll try some detox along the way but
Only to bluff the liberal press.
Time to smash another laptop.
Folks, I burn the midnight oil,
And blame it on persistent pain
From my ingrown, butt-crack boil.
Smoke stains ring my fingertips.
Time to write some preachy crap.
Don't forget to grope the maid and
Check her for a wiretap.
-chorus-
I'll only be eight months or so,
But I'll spend it... in a dress?
Black inmate: "Oooh, white boy, you fine!"
(Guitar solo)
Rush: "No! Get away from me. What are you doing?
You can't do that to me! I have a war injury back there.
What are you doing?
Don't you know I'm the richest man in Palm Beach County?
But I'm Rush Limbaugh, you can't... no!
I am not desirous of you at this time!
No! Get away from... what soap?!
I'm not picking up any soap! No!
What? Squeal like a what?
No! No, you will not get me to squeal like a pig!
No! No!"
(squealing like a pig)
RUSH SINGS RUSH - "Passage to Chattahoochee"
Sung to Rush's "Passage to Bangkok," 1976
