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Hey, Joe My lame homey tap dancing and lying through his pointy nose (again)
"You know, it's funny -- I remember Abramoff's name..."
Thus fellow Pensacolian Joe Scarborough painted his relationship
with the likes of Jack Abramoff as something he happens to
remember.
Boy, I'd love to have at Scarborough. Just once. In front of the
camera. "Hey, Joe, do you happen to remember the name of
the young woman found dead in your office at the same time
your ex-wife was accusing you of infidelity? Do you happen
to remember how you resigned your Congressional seat shortly
thereafter?"
Ohio Congressman most likely to share a cell with Tom DeLay.
And owner of one poorly cropped wig.
I forced myself to take in considerable doses of right wing radio today - Bennett, Beck, Limbaugh, and Shemp Hannity - and, just like all your local gas stations, they’ve already got their prices fixed and precisely aligned.
For starters, they’d rather talk about the issue of
NSA eavesdropping and Bush wiretaps than the Jack
Abramoff indictment. The reason is simple:
Even the densest of conservative listeners would
quickly realize "mafia" when confronted with
details surrounding Abramoff, whereas the NSA
issue is a lot easier to blur with misconstrued
parallels, e.g. "Clinton did it too" (he did not),
and blurred technical explanations.
(Incidentally, there is a very intriguing mafia angle to the Abramoff story. If you’re a fan of The Godfather, Goodfellas, or The Sopranos you’ll find the Sun Cruz story extremely fascinating.)
Another tactic these clowns collectively employed today was the despicable exploitation of that tragic, 20-minute-to-3-hour miscommunication in West Virginia last night as "proof" there’s something wrong with the "Mainstream American Media." These guys are shameless - and, apparently, rather dumb.
Their argument is, simply, that CNN, NBC, et al added insult to injury by "jumping the gun" on a story that shouldn’t have been reported yet (funny, but that seems ironically familiar).
One, these news outlets confirmed the jubilant "twelve of thirteen still alive" story through the local authorities. And two, what moron actually thinks any resident in Sago, West Virginia caught up on the situation in Sago, West Virginia by going inside their home, turning on their TV, changing over to a national news outlet, and waiting for Anderson Cooper 360° to tell them the latest news from… Sago, West Virginia?
