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Jesus of Nazareth to Replace McClellan
Son of God joins Bush cabinet

Scotty McClellan has his work cut out for him: he has a week to bring his replacement up to speed.  And if that weren't daunting enough, McClellan's replacement is the
Son of God Himself.

"I figured Mr. Bush would choose someone a lot like me.  You know, someone with credibility.  But I certainly
wasn't expecting this," snickered the proud pundit.

Jesus of Nazareth is expected to start His new job around the 1st of May.

"Mentoring the Savior has been fun," gushed Scott, "like when we spent two hours in the Rose Garden going over the phrase 'ongoing investigation.'  But it's also had its rough spots."

Incoming Press Secretary Jesus of Nazareth warms up before a room of empty chairs.

McClellan admits it's a bit intimidating mentoring the Son
of God.  "So far, I think, my biggest gaffe during the transition was Wednesday," he confided.  "I brought Jesus a cheeseburger from Five Guys, but apparently His Grace is not down with that.  Something about meat and cheese together... who knew He was lactose intolerant?" laughed the pudgy pundit.  "You'd figure He could work around that."

"Get back here, Hong Kong Fooey!  We're not done humiliating you just yet."

". . (mumble mumble)  . . . get back, Harry!  . . . (chew snort snarl)
I'm warning ya! . . .
I'll shoot you again . . .  (snurfle grrm mumble). . . "

"How's your chad hangin'?"

If you haven't already heard it, you've got to check out this brilliant Beatles parody by Huffpo's Paul Hipp.

Bush and the CIA

A great deal of today's active US intelligence officers
have loathed what Bush and his bosses are doing to
the country.  Bush, in his very first, pre-9/11 days,
decimating intelligence and anti-terrorism budgets.
The cherry-picking of supportive data from scores of
unwelcome analyses to "justify" a contrived Iraq
policy.  The Valerie Plame outing.

And now Bush has hastily made an example of
another CIA agent.  The agent in question has
been identified as the person who disclosed classified
details about secret CIA "rendition program" prisons
in Eastern Europe.

It's not unusual that a leaky agent got caught.  It is
unusual the haste with which the Bush White House
acted against this woman.

I am certainly no member of any intelligence agency
or investigatory service, but I have known plenty in
my career, and I know - I can practically see them
fuming now - the BFEE's reactionary ways are pulling even more intel troops away from the GOP tent.


Ironic, huh?