Bush Signs "Clear Conscience Act"
Tobacco lobby exploits vital new law.
Black Brown is Gold
Hannity, O'Reilly have another name to throw around during "debates."
Libs Tag Gitmo with Commie Label
"Gulag" reference despicable.
Retroactivist Judges Move Quickly to Counteract Liberal Agenda
It's only 'judicial activism' if it's liberal.
G.M. not on Board
What does the price of oil have to do with truck and SUV sales, anyway?
Crazy Liberal Man Continues to Act Like Anything but a Liberal
Conservative observers manage to feign amusement, maintain "we're not a-scared of Howard Dean" bluff
NEW YORK, NY - DNC Chairman Howard Dean reiterated his recent critique of GOP leadership this weekend. "I'm not backing down," the former governor of Vermont insanely proclaimed, foolishly adding, "people want us to fight!"
But a new FOX News dynamic poll indicates a significant majority of voters prefer mellow, altruistic
Republican leaders over Dean's cocky and combative style.
Of over 5,000 FOX Fanatics polled online, most agree Dean is on the wrong track:
FOX also received several astute suggestions for Mr. Dean. "Stop acting like a rear-end, and be more like President Bush," noted Bill Glenn of Shreveport, Louisana. "When Jesus said 'turn the other cheek,' he didn't mean butt cheek."
32-Year-Old White Guy Beats Up Mike Tyson
Meteorologists confirm temperature in Hell rapidly dropping.
WASHINGTON D.C. - FOX News' very own Mark Fuhrman was thrilled to be in the Washington D.C. MCI Center crowd to witness Kevin McBride defeat Mike Tyson Saturday night.
After head-butting Kevin McBride and attempting to snap his opponent's arm, former world champion heavyweight Mike Tyson refused to come out of his corner for the beginning of the 7th round. The fight ended in an unexpected TKO victory for the 32-year-old white man, McBride.
"It was a real thrill!" raved Fuhrman, who attended the fight with his family and friends. "Mike spent many years goading the sports community to hate him, and eventually it worked. Most of us detested him, and even though it was a technical knock-out, it felt good nonetheless."
"It's important not to lose sight of what's really significant about tonight," said Fuhrman. "It's not every day you get to see a nig... an ignorant old world champ get his comeuppance."
Pensacola to Arlene: "Is That All You Got?"
Residents: "Hot air from Governor Bush more harmful than silly storm."
PACE, FL As Tropical Storm Arlene slammed into town, northwest Floridians went about their daily business.
Local surfer enjoys the waves.
Asked about the latest bout of erratic wind gusts affecting Pensacola, one resident sighed, "whaddya gonna do? When he's not burning tires in the Everglades, or reducing the numbers of teachers in public schools, he's cutting Medicaid for autistic kids."
