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Let's Help Him Make it Seven.
America has turned Christmas into a celebration of three
"Deadly Sins."  People like Bill O'Reilly add three more,
bringing the total to six.

Let's help him complete the puzzle.

The more these right wing nuts protest silly shit like Target's
decision not to use the words "Merry Christmas" in its advertising,
the more they underscore their stupidity for anyone keeping
score in what has become an annual knee-jerkathon of attention-
seeking antipathy.

Christmas, like the religion that founded it, has become an evil
bastardization of what it was intended to be.  Despite how the
holiday began, the "America" Dildo O'Reilly and other neocons
raving about this issue embrace have, over the years, turned
Xmas into a celebration of three of the "Deadly Sins":

1. Greed  ("I hope I get the 42 inch Panasonic Plasma!")
2. Gluttony  ("More pumpin pie, vanilla ice cream, and egg nog,
                   dear?")
3. Sloth  ("The best part about Christmas?  Two weeks off
               from school")

That much is obvious.  Unfortunately, haters like O'Reilly frequently
interject three of the remaining four "Deadly Sins" into the holiday:

4. Envy  ("How did she get the 50 inch plasma?")
5. Pride ("I got the 50 inch plasma... what did you get?")
6. Anger ("These anti-First Amendment liberals are ruining America by supporting
               businesses like Target who are practicing their First Amend... er, who are
                   ruining the very fabric of our society!")

(I wonder who that last one could be talking about?)

But the list is still incomplete.  We are left with one - Lust.  What to do... what to do... what to do?

That's it!

We should send Mr. O'Reilly vibrators shaped like cocks with little batteries in them.  Man oh man, would that'd be some funny shit!