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November 27, 2004
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The O'Reilly sex tape controversy has already paid off in a big way for companies that sell and manufacture loofah mitts. In the months since the story broke, Bath & Body Works, a division of Limited Brands Inc (LTD), says that sales of loofah sponges in its 1700 stores have soared, providing a much-needed boost to the company's bottom line. Overall, sales increased 11% at Bath & Body Works in the 4 week period ending October 30th. Andrea Mackris' suit against her former boss was filed on October 13th.

But good news for one segment of the fast-growing loofah sector may mean bad news for another. Wal-Mart recently announced that it was pulling long-handled loofah sponges from its stores because of concerns that the shower accessories were being used in a less than wholesome fashion. "We felt a majority of our customers would not be comfortable with the product in our stores after the exposure it has gotten," Wal-Mart spokeswomen Kathleen Burk told the New York Daily News.

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Shake-Up at the C.I.A.
Porter Goss to Provide Bush White House with Fabricated Facts
Would-Be Assassin Nabbed
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Capture Before Stepping Down
  • Donaldo Rumsfeldino, 76, of Chicagojuana, Colombia
  • Mysteriously escaped, despite being held by authorities
  • Called "sharpest wetback I've seen" by Secretary of Defense
Porter Goss has at least four years to royally fuck things up at the Central Intelligence Agency. But experts agree it won't matter.
"We’re screwed already,  an anoymous CIA Agent named Stu Ball told FOX News this afternoon. "It's not like Bush listens to anything he doesn't want to hear, anyway," Mr. Ball, of Dale City, Virginia, continued, "so Goss et all will gladly forge, lie, and just
flat-out tell the White House exactly what it wants to hear.  It’s almost like he’s working for you guys (FOX News)."
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Dead or Alive.
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but in custody?  Why bother?


On an unrelated note, Bush has added approximately $1.25B more to the U.S. economy, though so far no one seems to know where it came from... [more]
Ukrainians Might Have to Compromise
"Serves the commie bastards right" - Dick Cheney
KIEV, UKRAINE - The Ukraine is looking more like a divided people and less like a united nation these days.  Split down the middle in political and philosophical terms, the former Soviet State is torn between which candidate -- Viktor Yanukovich or  Viktor Yushchenko -- won its election on the 21st of November.  Which one becomes the nation’s next president is anyone’s guess, and everyone agrees whoever it is won’t have an easy time unless he learns the art of compromise.

In a move most FOX analysts see as a sign of desperation and hopeless division, Ukrainians are taking their contested election to its Supreme Court.  When such political crises are taken out of a nation’s electoral process, and thrown into its judicial realm, according to Vice President Cheney, that nation’s stability is doomed.  "If you want a strong, united country, it helps  to  have  a real kick-ass, fifty-one percent
mandate," chimed the noxious Nebraskan, continuing, "and those Ukranians are fucked."

For what minor consolation one might seek in such an explosive story, the average American -- having never witnessed such division -- can sit back and marvel at the Ukrainian election’s oddities, as well as its global implications.

For instance, in one twist of fate the candidates are both named "Viktor." As FOX News correspondent Shemp Hannity cleverly points out,  "it’s real ironical both men who wants to lead this unreparably divisionated country is named ‘Victory.'  That’s just ridiculous."

But the bigger picture is much more important than our ridicule, says Dick Cheney.  "Whoever wins that thing had better become a major compromiser.  If he really cares what happens to his people," guffawed the feculent VP, "he’ll  learn to look past his infantile pride."
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