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O'Reilly Sucks?
Yes, but not with his mouth. Unspin the no-spin zone.
Marc Perkel Rantz
The most dangerous mind on the internet.
Robert Scheer
He's interviewed every president from Nixon to Clinton, including the the Playboy interview with Carter.
The American Prospect
Launched by Kuttner, Reich, & Starr, this magazine is committed to a just society and enriched democracy.
The Washington Monthly
They revealed Bush - who claims to be above polls - created a million-dollar polling operation of his own!
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Stop Taking the Reagan out of Reaganmas!
White House Continues its Assault on Terrorism by Refusing to Use the Term "Suicide Bomber"
Resisting Political Correctness, FOX Continues to Repeat Every Retarded Thing George Bush Says
Ailes pushes for frequent "nu-kyoo-ler" enunciation
G.I.s' Whining About Armor & Supplies Keep Rumsfeld, the Pentagon from Working as Fast as They Can to Send the Troops More Armor & Supplies.
Despite the mighty armor enjoyed by the soldiers seen here, many other troops in Iraq are awaiting new armor for their vehicles.
Surprise! Republicans Pile On
Who'd-a-Thunk It?
Quick-witted Mississippian Trent Lott (search) has audaciously decided to conform to his Republican peers.
Joining Senators John McCain, Chuck Hagel and Susan Collins in their criticism of Defensive Secretary/part-time stand-up insult comic Donald "Ricklesfeld" Rumsfeld (search), Lott showed the world the Republican party, an institution that doesn't exactly pride itself on resourcefulness, is indeed cannibalizing another of its favorite sons. McCain and others' chief complaint was summed up best by WIlliam Kristol (search) of the Weakly Stagnant, who says the Defensive Secretary has continuously and "breezily dodged responsibility (and) glibly passed the buck."
When approached about this accusation by FOX News correspondent Tony Snow (search), Rumsfeld quipped "who chooses your clothes for you -- Stevie Wonder?"
Defensive Don Ricklesfeld
Lott, pictured here contem- plating the virtues of government- sanctioned eugenics.
just proposed amending the Library of Congress' WWII archives, to replace "Kamikaze" with "Homicide Pilot."
In an unrelated note, President Bush has
Most Important Member of Political Party That Prides Itself on Pragmatism, Levelheadedness Calls Sound Social Security Program a "Crisis"
Alarmist President Points to "Falling Sky," Despite Facts Disputing his Stupidity
"The crisis is now," said Bush, continuing, "you may not feel it. Your constituents may not be overwhelming you with letters demanding a fix. It might even just be a bunch of neocon baloney. But the crisis is now."
Bin Laden Releases Fifth
Just in time for the Holidays, the mega-prolific Arabic
artist has released his latest album, Houses of the Oily, featuring a remake of George Bush's greatest hit, "It's All About the Money."
In his special presentation, "Yes, We're Gullible," Jon Scott explores the life and times of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Reagan. Celebrate the Son of God's legacy this Friday at 9 p.m., only on FOX.
