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Bush Arrested
Canada Presses Charges of 'War Crimes' Against President.  Kofi Annan said to be "laughing all the way to the food bank"

FOX News vows to keep its readers and viewers completely abreast of breaking story until its resolution

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  • Dick Cheney calls charges "OUTRAGEOUS"

  • With no possibility of help from the U.N., America may have to preemptively strike Ottowa, Toronto

  • "Canada will regret this for the rest of their lives!" - Newt Gingrich

  • "It's absolutely ridiculous!" - FOX News correspondent Shemp Hannity

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George Bush arrested in Canada.
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Desirous, Liberal Media Hand Yet Another Victory to Undeserving QB Donovan McNabb

Brian Kilmeade

As a young man I can remember watchin' a respected sports journalist ask Doug Williams, "how long have you been a black quarterback?"

It was a great moment, not just because it showed how politically incorrect we were at the time, but also 'cause it reflects just how little the liberal media of the day affected the NFL.

Just as we've always been a nation of Christians, we once was a nation that didn't let its minorities accomplish success on a level playing field.

Boy, how have times have  changed!
Like so many other liberal media types, communist Dan Rather, pathetically desirous that a black quarterback do well, is seen here illegally holding back a Packers defender in Sunday's game.
"Somebody's gonna pay."
Seen here after being roughed up by several Royal Canadian Mounted Policemen, Mr. Bush develops a plan to have chief White House strategist Karl Rove develop a plan to avenge international embarrassment.
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Watch Out: Liberal Wacko John McCain Is At It Again
What give this man the right to criticize war?

Just as hundreds of thousands of brave Americans are giving their lives for a noble cause, the lunatic fringe is decrying their efforts in what can only be described as pure treason.

Senator John McCain -- that wild-eyed, radical looney from the desert -- is doing his best to bring down America's finest.  Any soldier who happens upon McCain's latest criticism of the Pentagon will surely be in no state of mind to continue fighting.  This act of "speaking one's mind" has to stop now, and FOX News thinks McCain should do the right thing, and simply shut up.

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